NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T!

Wall clocks have become objects of antiquity. With smartphones in our pockets, on our wrists and soon to be in our brains; we don't have much of a reason to gander at wall clocks anymore. 'Wait a second' you must be thinking; 'aren't you supposed to be trying to sell me your clocks?' Well yes, I am. However first lets have a dialogue about what purpose wall clocks provide in 2017.
Wall clocks were always objects of decor - but secondary to serving the purpose of telling time. That time has come and gone. The time of using your wall clock as a canvas for creativity and self-expression EXCLUSIVELY is here. That's why purrpetual clocks do away with outright function, and focus on accomplishing your new implicit goals for your wall clock; making your friends laugh and express jealousy when they come over.
